You feel panic when for instance you decide to work with those databases hosted in that computer your boss told you not to turn off. It seems that Murphy has been in the room and the computer is ... off. Great, let's turn the bitch on. Damm, it doesn't work, try again, nothing, again...and...wait, something is happening...prrrrffff...a big cloud of smoke comes out of the computer. This is panic.
Thursday, 19 July 2007
Wednesday, 18 July 2007
Clocks
A clock can be seen as a tool to know which time it is, but it can also have other uses. Here you will find a couple of them that can make your life better.
A very obvious use is distinction. Reinier could give a whole master-class on how a nice watch can differentiate you from the rest of the white trash. Are you a good boy from Magdalena Monstraat and you want to show that you are different from those boys wearing golden jackets and "Holland Hardcore" t-shirts?? Then you need a Rolex. Yeah, it will look great in your wrist, specially if it is very blink-blink. Don't you have enough money, fella? No problem, the Yellow Dragon will provide you with status for just 20€, that's what you will pay for a Rolex replica made in China in an Ebay auction. No excuses to be the coolest guy in town.
I promised more uses of clocks and the one I have in mind is as a preventive weapon, or a deterrent for bad-intentioned people. No, I'm not thinking in a 007 kind of clock, with laser fixing target and tomahawks, not at all. You can use your watch to show how angry you are when somebody annoys you, how determined you are to kick his ass. The only thing you need to do is to take it off with anger in your eyes while shouting "now you really pissed me off!!! You are going to enter in a world of pain!!" and then put it in a safe place, so it doesn't get dirty with his blood or breaks when squeezing his brain. After this, you can ask to somebody "please, give me my rings!! I'm going to break his face!!" This should be enough to convince others about your intentions, to send your message "I'm a good boy, but don't mess around with me".
A very obvious use is distinction. Reinier could give a whole master-class on how a nice watch can differentiate you from the rest of the white trash. Are you a good boy from Magdalena Monstraat and you want to show that you are different from those boys wearing golden jackets and "Holland Hardcore" t-shirts?? Then you need a Rolex. Yeah, it will look great in your wrist, specially if it is very blink-blink. Don't you have enough money, fella? No problem, the Yellow Dragon will provide you with status for just 20€, that's what you will pay for a Rolex replica made in China in an Ebay auction. No excuses to be the coolest guy in town.
I promised more uses of clocks and the one I have in mind is as a preventive weapon, or a deterrent for bad-intentioned people. No, I'm not thinking in a 007 kind of clock, with laser fixing target and tomahawks, not at all. You can use your watch to show how angry you are when somebody annoys you, how determined you are to kick his ass. The only thing you need to do is to take it off with anger in your eyes while shouting "now you really pissed me off!!! You are going to enter in a world of pain!!" and then put it in a safe place, so it doesn't get dirty with his blood or breaks when squeezing his brain. After this, you can ask to somebody "please, give me my rings!! I'm going to break his face!!" This should be enough to convince others about your intentions, to send your message "I'm a good boy, but don't mess around with me".
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